Muscling in on Olympic craze leaves me ...on the sofa

I’M WRITING this with my nose, and using my forehead for the space bar.

I would use my fingers, but I have two dead arms. I have two dead legs as well, and a dead torso. I blame the Olympics.

When you’re hardwired for excess you can’t do anything by halves. You can cognitively understand the idea of moderation, but that’s about it.