Ken doll Kenny is ideal leader for ‘puppet’ government

WE were promised Action Man Enda but we got a Ken doll Mr Kenny.

Sadly, unlike Barbie’s plastic boyfriend, our Ken doll does nothing exciting, like a Malibu Enda or Cowboy Enda would.

Instead, we get four scenarios: ‘a cycling the Ring of Kerry Ken doll’; ‘a climbing mountains with Trapattoni Ken doll’; ‘a posing for charity events at the fountain in Government Buildings Ken doll’; and ‘an addressing the nation via the safety of a protective TV screen Ken doll’.