‘Troika Box’ to help needy bankers

Picture if you will the scene: a pathetic swathe of humanity queues outside a feeding station in Frankfurt for life-sustaining, foreign relief aid.

Mock if you dare, but bankers are people too. These ‘poor’ people literally lost everything in the great credit famine of 2008. Now, they struggle to maintain their dignity, sports cars and second homes.

But fear not, they will not be allowed to perish.