Don’t panic, things aren’t as bad as they seem. Or are they?

TWO men in the pub are discussing the issues of the day.

Man 1: Do you feel more encouraged about the future after listening to Enda Kenny’s televised address last Sunday, reassured that your troubles are not your own fault, that he understands you didn’t cause any of this?

Man 2: Not when I have to keep paying for them, especially when I knew that they weren’t my own fault anyway and didn’t need him to tell me.