Fishy tale heralds American invasion of France

I’M starting with a request — well, really it’s a heartfelt plea. I put an email address at the end of my column.

I do it because I value the feedback I get from Irish Examiner readers; all the fascinating information, observation and queries.

But I live in rural Ireland and, despite trying every conceivable technology, I can’t get an adequate broadband service. So please, please don’t email me photographs or other large files.