The lengths I will go to see a snake
MONICA, the anaconda, is an enormous constrictor snake. The locals claim that she is 11 metres long, but this is surely an exaggeration. Seldom exceeding a length of eight metres, anacondas are the world’s heaviest snakes, but not the longest. A python, shot in Indonesia in 1912 and measuring 10 metres, is the longest snake ever recorded. I would not like to be the one to measure Monica; she is a formidable creature.
Anacondas live along the rivers, and in the swamps, of South America. The fishermen of the Parana river, which separates Brazil and Paraguay, became fearful of a particularly large one in their area. A posse was organised and Monica was captured. Accompanied by a retinue of park wardens and fishermen, she was taken to the Iguaçu Bird Park, where there is a reptile enclosure. There she remains in custody, fed and found, until the experts decide what to do with her. Sleeping peacefully in her compound, she resembles a large coil of electrical cable, about a quarter of a metre thick and military green in colour.