It’s great to give now, but why do we turn a blind eye for rest of year?
For reasons I can’t fathom, my colleagues thought I might just fit the suit, and with nice shiny boots and a great big white beard I would make an adequate substitute.
So I tried the suit on, and without wishing to sound immodest, it didn’t look half bad. He’s a big guy, that Santa Claus, but his suit seemed pretty comfortable. Even though the long white beard was a bit tickly, I figured I could do the job.