Louise O'Neill: All the things I need to go about the world as a fully functioning adult

There’s a column on The Cut website that I religiously read called What I Can’t Live Without. The blurb goes as follows, “If you’re like us, you’ve probably wondered what famous people add to their cars. Not the JAR brooch and Louis XV chair, but the hand sanitizer and the electric toothbrush,” and they proceed to ask a variety of famous people, from fashion designers to actors, to list the items they can’t live without.

(I have no idea what a JAR brooch is either, don’t worry…) I’d be ecstatic if I was ever asked to contribute to What I Can’t Live Without but since it hasn’t happened thus far, I’m going to take advantage of my column and do my own version right here.