Great days ahead as it all gets a bit Stormy for Trump

Behold, Stormy Daniels is risen! From behind an unsigned — therefore legally invalid — non-disclosure agreement, the porn star walks amongst men, making the orangest one squirm and quake in his handmade shoes.

Not only can’t the president of the United States shut her up, but Daniels — Stephanie Clifford to her mum — is now properly on the attack.

Her lawyer has requested permission from a federal judge to question Donald Trump and his lawyer, Michael Cohen, about the non-disclosure agreement, which means either Trump has to tell the truth or perjure himself.