It’s December. And December means True Christmas time

"What is this?” my father asked in a bemused tone when he turned on the TV and found a couple kissing in an extremely chaste fashion, a picturesque snow-capped log cabin in the background. 

I was about to tell him I didn’t know when I remembered. It’s December. And December means True Christmas time.

True Christmas is what True Movies (a channel devoted to “true-to-life movies”, if your life is very dramatic and exciting) rebrands itself as between the months of November to January.