My sister's new house - A UFO called ‘Domestos’

My London sister has just moved into a new apartment with her girlfriend of two years. My mother is thrilled that my sister “is now finally settled with a partner who is not only nice and wholesome but also understands about things like expensive storage solutions, cleaning services and Pledge”.

My sister's new house - A UFO called ‘Domestos’

It goes without saying we are all thrilled, me in particular: where once I only had one hi-tech, high-spec lesbian to write about, now I have two.

My sister’s new apartment is in the same complex as her old one, which she is now renting out to my nephew Fergus and his girlfriend Liv.

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