'Guess Where I Am' - a game for cohabiting couples

It is 8.30am, on Saturday morning, but conditions are proving too adverse for a lie-in. 

This is because I am playing “Guess Where I Am!” (by default which incidentally, is how you always play it). I can think of better names for this game (“Thoughtless!!!” is my favourite) but here, I shall call it “The Toothbrush Game” for short. Many of you will be familiar with this game but if you aren’t, you should know that there are only a couple of easy rules which are as follows:

This game is best played by a cohabiting couple. The couple can be straight, lesbian, bisexual, whatever, just so long as one spouse is absolutely knackered and the other one well-rested/full of beans. Game props: a. electric toothbrush with fully charged battery; b. house with a bathroom (ideally en suite or failing this, as near as dammit).