Donald Trump is probably the closest there is a toddler in terms of lying

The eldest has started lying. She’s not even two. Toddler lies are the tiniest of lies, not big ones like the ones we tell ourselves about the point of it all and where our career is going. They are funny lies because they can so easily be disproved and don’t appear to gain any advantage.
“Did you go to the playground today with Mammy?”