Let’s hope turkeys are game for an election

America is now about as useful as wet candyfloss, writes Suzanne Harrington. 

As Trump tweets made-up words in the middle of the night, and the real leader of the free world, German chancellor Angela Merkel, says America is now about as useful as wet candyfloss, Britain is going to the polls.

This time, instead of two identical parties trotting out the same old rot, there seems to be a choice.