CUH staff member knocked unconscious by low hanging light

You’ve heard the one about the number of orthopaedic surgeons it takes to change a lightbulb?

None. They only work with sockets.

However, orthopaedic surgeons at Cork University Hospital (CUH) must wish they had the nous to correct problems posed by low-hanging light fittings in a refurbished operating theatre where, it is alleged, one member of staff was momentarily knocked out and at least one other was left requiring stitches.