Latin lover could end up breaking FF hearts

Behold the birth of Ireland’s new future force, the PDs — the Politically Desperate.

With all the swagger of a South American soap opera star, Colm Keaveney pulled off yet another unlikely plot twist and let rip with his fiery Latin passion via the teasing tweet: “Forsitan et nostrum nomen miscebitur istis — Audentis Fortuna iuvat!”, which translates as “Perhaps my name will be linked with theirs — fortune favours the brave.”

Strangely though, on joining Bertie’s ex-buddies in the soldiers of destiny, there was no ready Latin translation for Mr Keaveney’s damning verdict on the party from last year.