Senators unimpressed by Enda’s appearance

It is never easy trying to put a bad marriage back together — especially when one half of it has so recently tried to kill the other.

After the electorate refused to grant Enda Kenny’s death wish divorce from the Seanad, there he was yesterday, tail between his legs, begging the upper house to forgive him and patch things up between them.

Grinning, with both thumbs cheekily aloft, Mr Kenny told his frosty audience: “I come in peace, not war.”