Perfect pint of Guinness? I say, is it good for one?

FOR a moment, in a parallel universe, it looked like it might be her namesake Elizabeth Dawn, aka Vera Duckworth, sidling up to the bar in a futuristic version of The Rover’s Return on Coronation Street.

She was about to give HRH Jack Duckworth a piece of her mind. After all, his elbow was firmly on the counter and it wasn’t even 11 in the morning yet.

But then Fergal Murray, Guinness master brewer, spoiled the fantasy by going all posh on us, inviting the royal couple to appreciate the true majesty of a Pint of Plain.