Early pint and a puck around puts Her Nibs to the test

ARE they trying to kill the woman? In this time of peace process, reconciliation, normalisation, closure, are they trying to grind the British monarch into the ground?

They had her flying around the place like a blue-arsed fly yesterday. They were throwing drink at her before noon.

Then she was brought to meet the undead in government buildings, followed by the long dead in Islandbridge. And all that was before communing with the ghosts of Croke Park, and a top-notch knees-up back in Dublin Castle.