Micheál’s double faces poster trouble

THEIR policies are so similar, it’s often difficult to tell the parties apart. But in this case, it’s their foreheads that caused the confusion.

A distinguished sloping forehead, similar to that of Fianna Fáil leader Micheál Martin, was enough for a Fine Gael candidate in West Cork to “get it in the neck” for an apparent breach of his scenic town’s election poster free zone policy.

Cllr Jim Daly, the mayor of Cork county, joked that certain people could benefit from a visit to Specsavers.