Four take to stage after a hard day’s night

FF’s not-so-Fab Four took to the stage yesterday to perform live in front of their would be fans.

But no one would confuse the quartet of leadership contenders — Mary, Micheál, Brian and Eamon — with the Beatles, as this lot are very much the Fabricated Four — in other words, The Monkees.

Altogether now: “Hey, hey, we’re the FF Monkees/ And people say we Monkee around with the economy/ But were too busy bitching to stop the party going down.