Four Debts Factor finalists bottle it

THE four finalists on The Debts Factor were too nervous to appear on stage together.

After so much behind the scenes wrangling they’d grudgingly agreed to perform as a foursome – but only in rehearsal and only behind closed doors.

The international money men had demanded they put on a show, and as beggars cannot be choosers, the ungainly group knew they had to sing and dance for dollars if they wanted to try and make up the €15 billion black hole in the finances.