Political animal still at large in Oireachtas zoo

WHAT’S a guy gotta do to get thrown out around here?

One man political car crash Ivor Callely has left an awesome trail of wreckage right across the Seanad and Fianna Fáil, yet remained a shamelessly proud member of both, until one of them belatedly pushed him towards the exit last night.

Despite dire opinion poll ratings suggesting Fianna Fáil needs to cling on to every last single supporter it can, Mr Callely proved an expensive liability the party of Charlie and Bertie could, finally, no longer afford to be associated with.