Thieves P-P-P-Pick up a penguin

HOLY galloping llamas, Batman – they’ve kidnapped the penguin!

In a plot too outlandish for comic books, thieves yesterday stole a penguin from Dublin Zoo, bundling the animal into a bag and escaping in a taxi.

Kelli, the 10-year-old Humbolt penguin from Chile, was separated from her mate, Mick, after the animal snatchers obviously took the advertising slogan p-p-p-pick up a penguin literally.