Baby hoax: The Man denies new mini-Van claims

HE hasn’t had a brown-eyed girl or a blue-eyed boy and he is pretty hacked off that his own website has claimed otherwise.

Van Morrison was forced to issue a public statement yesterday insisting that, while he may still be “The Man”, he ain’t the daddy, after reports claimed he had fathered a mini-Van at the ripe old age of 64.

On Tuesday a snippet appeared on his own website announcing the birth of George Ivan Morrison III to the musician and Gigi Lee, who it said was his manager.