China gets all animated over Tiger ‘clubbing’

THERE’S nothing Mickey Mouse about the manner in which a Chinese news station has used animation to reconstruct the alleged Mr and Mrs Tiger Woods over-clubbing incident.

It may not have the gore and guts of modern kill ’em all computer games, but the digital re-enactment of the couple’s bust-up has enough violent flat swings to merit an adult “coarse rating”.

The ace golfer has faced many hazards in his day but, according to the clip, when his wife discovered he had been playing in the rough, well, she claimed her penalty stroke by striking him on the face with her best approach shot.