Glenda to shock audiences in debut horror movie by Irish brothers

AFTER Charity You’re a Star and the excuse for a summer we’re experiencing, you’d have thought there was enough real-life horror on this rattled little island without inventing more.

But one brotherly duo seemingly feel sufficient colour has not yet been drained from the nation’s whitened faces and are busy planning further dastardly acts to freeze-dry the marrow in our collective bones.

Their weapon of mass disturbance? None other than Irish model Glenda Gilson and a roll of cling film.