Could you swing to the left?

IT’S been a rocky 10 years but you and the Government struggled through it, even renewing your vows to each other in 2002, however, will this Valentine’s Day be your last together?

So the excitement’s gone the way of e-voting and the best thing you can look forward to now is a decent pension, but it’s safe isn’t it?

Then, suddenly tangoing out of the shadows on the (centre) left comes Pat Rabbitte with a twinkle in his eye and a red rose between his teeth as he leans over and provocatively whispers: “But, are you happy?”