Radio 1 waves goodbye to intelligence

AFTER Ryan Tubridy, can RTÉ Radio 1 get any more inane? Well, with its newly announced schedule, it just has.

With every radio sold from now on you should get a free lobotomy.

Anyone with even an average IQ should have their frontal lobes removed — to make them stupid enough to listen to the hysterical whining taking over Radio 1’s airtime. And who will foot the bill for all this brain surgery? Well, deduct it from RTÉ’s licence fee, of course.