Bono not U2’s largest member, Lola claims

HE’S the loudest, best known, most effusive and conspicuous member of U2, but Bono, it seems, is not the biggest member in the band.

Or at least his member is not the band’s biggest. That’s what Lola says anyway and she should know, she being the “sole soldier” deployed to the battleground of the dressing room where chaos akin to a Vietnamese jungle circa 1968 reigned.

While U2 were on tour, Lola felt herself on a tour of duty, tasked to knock into shape a scruffy troupe of road warriors and make them a force to be reckoned with.