There’s no job like it - being a parent is a 15-hour-a-day post, so where is the support?

I COULD never hack it as a full-time, stay-at-home dad.

If I had to do it, something would give. You’d probably end up reading about me in the paper. I can just see the grainy photographs as I’m being led away from court.

Either that, or the two boys would go on strike - down their Fisher Price tools and start a dirty protest to get their mother back.