Probing the realm of the predator

YOU'RE 10 years old, have an Irish spelling test tomorrow and your parents are refusing to let you go to the Westlife concert.

You want to gripe to the world at large so you do exactly that. You log on to your favourite internet chatroom and let the rant begin.

Within minutes there's a reply from someone who knows exactly how you feel. They think Irish is the pits too and they're determined to sneak out to the Westlife concert venue and listen from outside the walls if necessary. Cool.