Keano takes decorum out of forum

JUST when we thought we had heard the last of it, the Roy and Mick row could soon take centre-stage once more.

Arthur Mathews, best known for co-writing "Father Ted", has collaborated with an old college friend to script a musical about the infamous Saipan saga.

"Macartacus! (... And Keano)" is scheduled to be premiered in Dublin in the autumn, according to reports yesterday.