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FAILING to hit home with their accusation that the Taoiseach was a drug pusher, the Green Party resorted to sticking tongues out at Bertie Ahern yesterday.

Bored at hearing the Taoiseach drone out the same answer he has been producing for the last week on the expected return of third-level fees, Paul Gogarty expressed his dissatisfaction by projecting his tongue at the Taoiseach.

Appalled at the infantile behaviour, FF backbencher and class prefect John Cregan called for the young pup to be sent outside the door.