Trinity go for brains instead of breasts

Trinity College has opted to keep abreast of liberal economics rather than spend an evening with a silicon enhanced star of TV’s Baywatch.

Blonde, big breasted Gena Lee Nolin had been billed to address the Society next May. Her topic would probably have been something like Thongs and Existentialism in Today’s Modern World. Alas, the Baywatch lass will not be given the opportunity to strut her stuff, philosophically speaking, of course.

In what has been described by the Philos Society as a move “sure to please the more hardened feminists” in the college, Gena has been put on the shelf, a location not familiar to the twice (at least) married model.