Sepp Blatter kept bleating on about a conspiracy in the media of the EU and USA to stop him getting votes to be re-elected as President of FIFA however the truth prevailed thanks to the FBI.

Now that Pope Francis has canonised his Predecessors John Paul II and John XXIII it’s confirmed they have passed through the pearly gates.

During the 1970s, on entering commercial premises with my late father, I heard members of staff uttering the ‘f-word’ like adolescents.

If gardaí imposed on-the-spot fines on cyclists using footpaths, it might cover the cost of garda overtime.