Is it too obvious to say the challengers will hold out for 60 minutes at Croke Park today, after which the dam bursts? Either way, expect the defence of the feline realm to endure for another month.

Dustin and Bosco have had their say on same-sex marriage, and the upcoming referendum.

1994: The One with Whigfield, Ray Houghton, Blur v Oasis, Riverdance and THAT Guinness ad.

It’s great being back on stage in the panto, although the dance routines are a bit hard on the talons.