How about a comedy duo?

When a journalist infiltrated the ranks of the football press and identified herself as a ‘showbiz’ writer yesterday, Robbie Keane immediately quipped that she should talk to his wife.

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Robbie Keane will collect his 100th cap tomorrow for the Republic of Ireland with as much passion, desire and enthusiasm as when he won his first 12 years ago.