Now we want a talking parrot to cheer us on.

All the team news from around the grounds ahead of Week 4 in the Premier League - more to follow as it comes in.

Robin van Persie has told Radamel Falcao he should not expect to walk straight into the Manchester United first team.

Colombian World Cup star James Rodriguez joined Spanish giants Real Madrid from Monaco for a fee believed to be in the region of £63 million on Tuesday, making him the fourth most expensive signing in football transfer history.