Enda Kenny’s visit to the White House was necessary - his invitation to Donald Trump to visit this country wasn’t, writes Michael Clifford.

Video-game experts from the 80s do battle with aliens who have taken on the form of classic characters.

MICHELLE Obama and her daughters Malia and Sasha are planning to visit Ireland this month. If they do make it to these shores, you can bet there will be a huge media scrum surrounding them, with camera lenses focussed on the First Lady’s megawatt smile and world-famous arms.

So there's the daughter of the President of the USA - Holmes and Keaton - who longs to be an ordinary college teenager; at which point you might as well give up on this hopeless load of tosh.