Is Richard Fitzpatrick having an early midlife crisis? He can’t resist trying out the internet tools that put an age on different parts of your body and mind

LIKE children the world over, French youngsters can be badly behaved, sleep poorly, eat fussily and have tantrums.

ZUT alors! Not only are the French better at cuisine, couture and l’amour, but now it turns out they’re better at parenting too.