A 15-year-old headbutted the next door neighbour because of insults to his mother and the egging of their car in a dispute which allegedly included the “murder” of a cat.

A curiosity from Norway about a 67-year-old train driver, Odd (Owe), who faces retirement by going on a series of adventures ... none of them, it has to be said, very exciting.

Middlesbrough are on the trail of Odd Grenland’s Norway Under-19 international Martin Wiig.