Suspend your belief that the sexy Locklear can’t find and keep a man and this romantic comedy seems passable … trouble is, the laughter comes when it shouldn’t and the entire project falls apart.

The most filmed story in Hollywood history is - wait for it - Cinderella, in its many forms; put-upon girl is treated badly by cruel step-mother and awful step-sisters but along comes her Prince Charming and the world’s a better place.