Chatting to our friends on Facebook can make us feel as satisfied with our lives as getting married, research has shown.

AFTER their shocker against the Krauts, at least the England team can look forward to spending a bit of quality time with their wives again. Or, perhaps in John Terry’s case, someone else’s partner.

THEY haven’t gone away you know — that seemed to be the message of a Panorama special called “Hooligan” screened on BBC 1 during the week.