Cork U21A HC final

Glen Rovers 0-19 Erin’s Own 2-11: Acentury ago, Glen Rovers GAA club was formed in Blackpool. When the club applied to register, the GAA official voiced his ignorance. He was told he’d hear of the Glen soon enough.

These days, when the Cork county senior hurling championship final is called the ‘Little All-Ireland’ it’s done so with a healthy sense of self-depreciation as opposed to the self-delusion that existed in the past.

A man on anti-depression medication, who went for a walk after a couple of cans of beer, ended up calling to another man’s house, got into an altercation and bit both of the victim’s ears.

PADDY Guerin is a dangerous man to have at an auction. He’ll just wander in for a look. But once inside the door, doubtless the hand will go up and he’ll leave with a bargain.

HARMONICA legend Don Baker helped launch a unique album yesterday featuring the talents of homeless people.