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In honour of Halloween, movie critic Declan Burke picks the best horror films of all time

Romero, who has seemed to have cornered the market in the ‘undead’ movie, the one sprinkled with lumbering zombies, goes for the Blair Witch market with this so-so horror set around a discovered film of, er, the lumbering ‘undead.'

A trio of strange stories from the pens of Stephen King and George A Romero produced Creepshow 2, horror at its comic book best. If you’ve ever seen Tales of the Unexpected on TV then this is somewhat similar, if a little gorier.