I finally saw the John Lewis ad. This will come as a relief to the John Lewis people as they may have been wondering if all the right “influencers” have seen it. It’s OK, John Lewis People. You can close the door because I’m safely in anyway.

WHAT’S the Irish for ‘D’oh!’, or ‘hey, Bert,’ or ‘You bastards. You killed Kenny’?

HERE’S an authentic text exchange which took place between myself and a fellow football fanatic last Monday morning.

Eva Longoria and new husband Tony Parker vow to teach their future children to speak in three different languages.