Jarlath Regan: I took part in a school tour that was pure mayhem across the continent
Jarlath Regan
With a new book just out ā ā and a global comedy tour thatās taking him from New Zealand to the US, Irish comedian and writer Jarlath Regan is living his childhood dream. Whether holidaying in Kerry as a child or gigging in Boston as an adult, heās found inspiration, humour, and the odd bucket-list moment in practically every corner of the world. Here, he shares some of his most memorable travel experiences ā the places heās loved, the ones that surprised him, and why the perfect trip always includes his family (and a sea swim).
I didnāt fly in a plane until I was 18 but I took part in a school tour that was pure mayhem across the continent. A gang of marauding Kildare 14-year-olds on tour buses watching and laughing until we nearly wet ourselves.
Aside from that, all my travel was back and forth to Kerry each summer for two weeks in the sun/misty rain. All of my standout childhood memories took place on these trips.

Iāve always been obsessed with seeing the world and travelling. Even before I was allowed to fly, I would go to the airport every chance I got.
I loved the hustle and bustle of it all. The idea that you could leave that spot and be in Egypt a few hours later spun me out. I also lived on the Curragh, so life was pretty placid and green.
Those trips to the airport stood out from my childhood. It was the possibility of it all. I loved it.

New Zealand was a mind-blower for me. Partly because I didnāt know what to expect. The beauty of it is mesmerising. I toured both islands as part of a comedy collective, playing theatres from Auckland to Christchurch.
The food and the people are next level. I saw the hot springs, the mountains, the forests, the coastline, and the ice-blue lakes. It was bananas. Iām going back next month for my own tour but this time Iām only going to Auckland.

In the past two years, Iāve developed a real bond with Boston. Itās the first place I played in America. The city is dripping in history, craic, and stunning architecture. Iām a runner, so I adore the parks and runs by the Charles River.
Iām also a massive Celtics fan, so I got to take my son to a game at the TD Garden this year. Weāre going back in April, and Iām literally counting the days.

Abroad, I would have to say The Museum Hotel in Wellington, New Zealand.
At home, I love Ashford Castle. My wife brought me there for my birthday a while ago and I havenāt been able to forget it. Iām dying to go back. Maybe in 2026.
We started the day by walking down to the lough, riding road bikes into town, spotting the falcons, going for runs in the woods, and the food was out of this world. Itās the kind of place you go to once a decade ā itās so special.

Iām not a massive food guy, to be honest. My wife does this happy dance when sheās about to have nice food. I have never gotten that excited about it. She feels bad for me on this level.
I guess my absolute favourite place to eat is The Ross Point in Rossbeigh, Co Kerry. Looking out to sea, drinking in the air. Once youāre there, you know the holidays have begun. They make āthe best fish and chips in The Kingdomā. Iād really love it if they served slices of pizza and pints out a little window hatch at the side of the place. Theyād make a fortune off people like me.
Favourite thing to do while travelling
Iām a writer, so if I find a place to write from 6am to 9am, Iām in heaven. If I can get a view out to sea and zero interruptions while I write for those three hours, that is blissful. The rest of the day is so joyful once I get those three hours behind me.
I love a sea safari in the afternoon, followed by a swim in the sea. The bigger the waves, the better. All of this is presuming my wife and son are with me. Where is the craic in doing it all by yourself? All of the above can be found in Kerry or Mayo. I go to both for about six weeks each summer. It recharges everything.
Iām very lucky to be touring the world right now, so Iām living the bucket-list trip one step at a time. As a family, we did the entire west and east coasts of America last April. It was unforgettable.
Iām not great at resting, so I much prefer to be in a place for a āthingā ā a reason, a marathon, or a tour show.
Getting to work and finding the funny in all these places is the stuff I dreamed of doing as a kid. Iām so grateful I get to bring my family with me on the ride.
- The Gobshite Guidebook: A Survival Manual, by Jarlath Regan (Gill Books), is out now.
