Savour a taste of the swish lifestyle

LIKE life, there are certain rules of conduct when skiing.

Unlike life, Val d’Isere kindly writes them down for you, so you don’t make an idiot of yourself. Or kill yourself. Or anyone else.

Essential titbits like: “The higher slope-user is in a position to chose a trajectory” and more importantly for Clutzy McClutzington here: “Any person causing or witnessing an accident should offer assistance. He must assist the ski patrol if requested.”