Colm Crowley, Christmas tree seller
The phrase âsend it to the woodchipperâ, which originated with 1996 cult classic Fargo, has become shorthand for something being unceremoniously discarded. Come January, it is the fate of many a Christmas tree, but it doesnât have to be.
âI always thought it was a bit of a shame that the Christmas tree doesnât last for longer than the Christmas period,â says Blackrock-born Colm Crowley, 48, whoâs been in the Christmas tree business since 1988, when, fresh out of business school, he âspotted a gap in the marketâ for premium trees, âand thatâs what weâve been doing ever sinceâ.

While Crowleyâs cut trees do ultimately end up in the woodchipper (happily getting another life as compost or garden mulch) and are still the tree of choice for most, his pot-grown trees are now on their fifth Christmas and âlooking fantasticâ after the recent rainy spell. He launched the sustainable rent-a-tree option in 2021, and itâs been a big hit.
Customers tend to book the same tree year on year and get very attached to the point of naming their tree (think âSpruce Springsteenâ). For many, the annual tree collection has become an integral part of their festive family traditions.
The pot-grown Norway Spruce was the traditional cut tree of the 1970s and â80s, but fell out of favour when the non-shedding variety came along. âItâs a lovely tree, the Norway. Thereâs a lovely smell off it and a lovely colour to it, and itâs actually a nicer shape than your non-shed Christmas tree. They donât shed while growing, and will live happily inside in their pots for the duration of the Christmas period.â

While most customers just have one Christmas tree (a six-foot Nordmann Fir is the go-to), some buy a cut tree for inside and place a pot-grown one at the front door.
He sells rented and cut trees to multiple counties, so itâs all go at this time of year, but his shop in Mahon Industrial Park is always busiest around the weekend that falls nearest December 8, aka âculchie Christmasâ. Bad weather that weekend can postpone peopleâs tree purchasing, he finds, and while the aim is to finish up on December 18 âto get a bit of family timeâ, sometimes heâs still selling trees on Christmas Eve.

This year, heâs launched a âSponsor a Christmas Treeâ initiative, in which people can cover the cost of a cut or pot-grown tree, and a charity partner will ensure it goes to someone in need. For years, heâs had requests from folks who would âlove toâ gift a tree to someone less fortunate. In true Christmas spirit, now they can.
Christmastree.ie, Mahon Industrial Park, Cork
Frank Mackey, panto dame
Of all the Nanny Nellie-isms, âdirty-lookinâ eejitâ is a standout classic.
âIt came from mum,â says panto dame Frank Mackey. âNow itâs a staple in the show. Kids say it when they go to school and teachers come in
sometimes saying, âFrank, weâre going to kill youâ.â
Itâs Aladdin this year and Mackeyâs 11th time doing Corkâs legendary panto. The run is long and physically demanding, but Mackey prepares like a prize-fighter, hitting the gym three months in advance to get in peak shape. Itâs a full-on commitment, but he loves it.

âI go in and play,â he says of performing. âI mean, who can say that?â
Mackey and co-writer Trevor Ryan began pitching their panto ideas to Cork Opera Houseâs CEO, EibhlĂn Gleeson, in March, and from then on, itâs all go, with storyboards, casting auditions in Cork, Dublin, and London, costume and set-design meetings, and callbacks and rehearsals.
Modern audiences demand pace, tradition, and newness, which is a tough ask, but Mackey is part of a talented team thatâs masterful at getting the mix right. âItâs about keeping the storyline factual, keeping the characters real, and then adding layers
of modern music and dance, and a fast pace; you move along quickly.â

He loves playing Nanny Nellie, and audiences adore her. âThey believe in this lady, this granny, this aunt, this lovable rogueâ who can be âa little bit saucyâ, but âsheâs very humble and lovable, and Iâve always tried to encapsulate the realness of herâ.
Once Mackey puts on âthe makeup and the wig, itâs like a little switch goes on, and I become herâ.
Panto remains âan intrinsic part of peopleâs Christmasâ, Mackey says. âWhat people do now is they give gifts, a family ticket, or they say, âlook, weâre going to bring you, we need this. Itâs a tradition and weâre going to do itâ.â
âThey know theyâre getting value for their money, he says. âYouâre going to a show that gives you the spectacle of what you pay for in the West End, and Iâm not being big-headed about that, but there is a level weâve hit here.â
Panto also allows adults to reconnect with their inner kid. âTheyâre being silly and theyâre believing in the magic, and theyâre seeing the magic in the childâs eyes,â he says. âI love that.â

He also loves the uplifting boost an evening at the panto can give people. Earlier this year, he lost âthe light of my lifeâ, his beloved mother. âYou go out on
stage and think, âwho else is out there going through pain tonight?â. If I can make someone laugh or escape for an hour or so, thatâs worth it a million times to me.â
Frank Mackey stars in Aladdin at Cork Opera House, corkoperahouse.ie
Tom Durcan, spiced beef provider
âItâs bordering on reckless the amount of business we do at Christmas.â So says âaccidentalâ butcher Tom Durcan, 60, whose name is now synonymous with top-class spiced beef. Durcanâs butchering career began at 18 with a summer job âto keep me out of troubleâ. He âfell in love withâ the craft and a couple of years later, opened his own shop.
Heâs now 40 years in business and about 30 of those have been spent in Corkâs English Market. At this time of year, âitâs full-onâ, he says, and his 25-year-old twin sons are drafted in to help. He sells a staggering âseven tonsâ of spiced beef at Christmas, with the average customer buying a kilo-and-a-half.

A centuries-old Cork tradition, spiced beef is served alongside the ham and the turkey, although Durcan says festive pints can mean âit tends to get murdered on Christmas Eve late at nightâ. Making it is labour-intensive; for Durcan, the prep begins in late September. âGood food takes time,â he says. âThe magic is you start with good meat and you do it properly.â The good meat is the eye of the round, which is hung for 21 days. Then, the aged beef sits in a spice mix for a couple of months. Durcanâs blend is a secret, but he will disclose that pimento, cloves, nutmeg, and pepper are all in there.
Part of the annual stress comes from trying to estimate how much spiced beef (and every other meat) is going to be needed that year.
âIf you let someone down for Christmas, youâll never see them again,â the Douglas native says. âYouâve got to make sure everyone gets exactly what they want.â Durcan is not in the habit of letting people down. He recalls getting a call from a neighbour one Christmas morning, enquiring âis there any chance Iâd have a spare turkey?â. Her dog had demolished theirs. Durcan had a spare bird âup his sleeveâ and saved the day.

That wasnât his only Christmas miracle. One year, just before Christmas, he got a call from Hong Kong. The woman on the line told him about her husband, a Cork man, who was in hospital, dying of cancer. He had a longing for some spiced beef. Could Durcan help? At such short notice, the postage cost was prohibitively expensive, âand then a customer of mine, Paul Cunneen, who comes in every year for three
turkeys, three hams, three spiced beef for families, came in and said, âI only need two this year because Iâm going to Hong Kong for Christmasâ. I said, âwhen are you going?â. He said, âtomorrowâ. I said, âwill you bring a bag over for me?â. He met this lady and gave her the spiced beef for Christmas, no delivery charge. Her husband got his spiced beef. I got a beautiful letter from the lady afterwards.â
Tom Durcan Meats, English Market, Princes St, Cork, tomdurcanmeats.ie
Donard McGreevy, toy shop owner
âLast year, it was the Hex Bots wall-crawler gecko,â says toy shop owner Donard McGreevy. âAfter The Late Late Toy Show, we sold out within an houronline.â
Always on the ball, the savvy Mayo man had further stock of 2024âs must-have in his Westport store, saving the day for anyone whoâd missed out online.
Itâs TikTok that largely dictates the trends these days, though, and virality on socials can send a toy from zero to hero overnight. Clutching at Straws, a drop-stick reaction game, had been sitting on shop shelves for a couple of weeks, but when it went viral on TikTok, McGreevyâs stock was cleared out in a day.

The 36-year-old dad of two is the fourth generation to be involved in the family business, which began life as a grocers back in 1904, and has evolved over the years to incorporate a toy shop.
âMy dad took over at 16 when his dad passed away. He gradually brought in more and more toys.â
Don, 72, still plays a role. âHe loves seeing whatâs going on, talking to people,â McGreevy says. âItâs a part of the day for him, itâs not work.â
The pandemic forced the business to adapt, and âwith a shop full of stock and no way of selling itâ, they pivoted to online, a smart move that ultimately helped them grow their business.
âWe brought our local toy shop to the whole country,â says McGreevy. His wife Laura oversees the website, while he divides his time between the warehouse and the shop, where they have three full-time staff and five part-timers. At this time of year, itâs âall hands on deckâ.
Planning for Christmas begins in mid-January, with a massive toy trade show in London, and toy-buying starts in earnest in early summer.
Lego, which McGreevy says is currently the number-one toy in the world, remains a perennial favourite, with its Formula One sets this yearâs hot ticket. For Christmas 2025, interactive toys are big, he says, âespecially the Little Live Petsâ.

Toys can be a big expense for families, and while Santa always delivers, McGreevy has noticed the cost-of-living crisis kicking in. Last year, he saw a âbig spike in salesâ around the time of the double child benefit in November, a payment that wasnât repeated this year. âLast year, they had that little bit of extra money to spend; they didnât this year.â
The shop has always run a Christmas Club layaway option, and heâs noticed more people availing of it in the last couple of years. âIt gives people the peace of mind that when they pick their toy, itâs put away.â
The shop on Bridge St is where the magic happens, and integral to the festive vibe are their winter wonderland-themed windows, complete with elves and a polar bear, while on the shop floor, a 30-year-old robotic singing Santa adds to the enchantment.
McGreevy loves his job, and especially loves Christmas, despite the extra stress it brings. âItâs the joy of Christmas really, isnât it?â
McGreevyâs Toys Direct, Bridge St, Westport, Co Mayo, toysdirect.ie

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